13 Things You Should Never Search For On Google

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NOTE: This page will remain SFW and informative only. Should your curiosity overcome you and you wish to actually see some of these terrible things, make sure you disable safe search on Google, and… um… happy hunting?Photo:  NBC

13Nikki Catsouras Death Photographs

Nikki Catsouras photographs co... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list 13 Things You Should NEVER Google
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In October of 2006, Nikki Catsouras died in a car accident at age 18 in Lake Forest, California. (Catsouras had been driving her father’s Porsche, before losing control of the vehicle and colliding with a toll booth.) The result of the accident was gruesome enough that Catsouras’s parents were not asked to identify the body, but photographs of the scene were still taken, according to protocol. California Highway Patrol Officers Aaron Reich and Thomas O’Donnell later admitted to leaking said photographs on to the Internet by e-mailing them to friends. Despite the family’s best efforts to remove them, photographs of the horrific Catsouras accident scene remain relatively easy to find on the Internet to this day. As intriguing as that sounds, you probably shouldn’t Google them.

12. Brian Peppers

Brian Peppers is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list 13 Things You Should NEVER Google
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Brian Peppers is a registered sex offender from Ohio suffering from some kind of grim deformity. A photo of Peppers was taken in 1998 for Ohio’s Electronic Sex Offender Registration and Notification system, after Peppers was convicted of “Gross Sexual Imposition.” (The crime of “Really Really Super-Gross Sexual Imposition” not having been established in Ohio until several years later.) In 2005, this photo of Peppers made the Internet rounds and became something of a meme, although at first many doubted the veracity of the image. (Snopes has since confirmed that it is, in fact, real.)

It has been speculated that Peppers peculiar appearance may be due to Apert Syndrome, a congenital disorder marked by malformations of the skull, or Crouzon Syndrome, a genetic disorder that causes malformations of the face and skull in embryos. If you’re really curious but don’t want to get creeped out, just imagine a guy with a super bloated face covered in gray paint.

11. Meatspin.com

Meatspin.com is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list 13 Things You Should NEVER Google
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Meatspin.com is a website that features an embedded video of two men having gay sex. One of the men is “spinning around” atop the other man, giving rise to the website’s name. The site also features a counter showing you, the viewer, how long you have managed to watch the action unfold. In some ways, the concept is similar to the popular Nyan Cat meme, only in place of two men making love on one another, that site counts down how long you have watched a cartoon feline with rainbows coming out his backend.

10. 4 Girls Finger Paint

4 Girls Finger Paint is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list 13 Things You Should NEVER Google
Photo:  Quinn Dombrowski/Flickr/CC BY-SA 2.0

“Oh, how nice, some young ladies expressing themselves artistically and enjoying an afternoon of… OH SWEET LORD NO!!!!” That would’ve been your reaction if someone had fooled you into Googling this. But now, I have spared you the trauma.

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In what was commonly referred to as a “sequel” of sorts to famed Internet shock video “2 Girls 1 Cup” (a video of two young women using each other like a port-a-potty), “4 Girls Finger Paint” features a quartet of women painting themselves and one another using their own f***s. Not grossed out yet? Don’t worry! They eventually find a way to work some vomit in there as well.

9 Lemon Party

Photo: Andre Karwath/Wikimedia Commons/CC BY-SA 2.5

A site called “Lemonparty.org” features a video clip of 3 elderly gentlemen in a bed together kissing and then engaging in oral sex. Because of its innocuous sounding name (which is also shared by a “frivolous” Canadian political party!), Lemonparty is one of the most popular gross out memes online.

This is one of the few items on this list to receive any kind of real mainstream attention. It even scored a subtle mention on an episode of “30 Rock”:

 

8 Harlequin Fetus

Photo: J. Bland Sutton/Wikimedia Commons/Public Domain
Admittedly, if someone tells you to Google any term with the word “fetus” right there in it, you can sort of tell they’re up to no good. But this is extreme, even by “fetal photo” standards. The term refers to a baby born with the congenital skin disease ichthyosis. By thickening the layer of keratin in a fetus’ skin, it causes rough diamond-shaped “scales” to appear, limiting the infant’s movement and making it susceptible to all sorts of infections. The disorder is always fatal, and typically infants born suffering from severe ichthyosis don’t survive for more than a few days. Most of the gross out internet things on this list can be fun to trick people into viewing, but harlequin fetuses are incredibly depressing.

7 Blue Waffle

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This is one of those cases where, if you search with Google’s “Safe Search” mode enabled, you will simply get some pictures of blueberry waffles and a few weird PhotoShopped images of actual blue waffles. But turn “Safe Search” off and grab hold of something, because you’re about to get a lesson in severe vaginal infections!

In March of 2010, a photo of what appears to be a woman’s severely infected vagina appeared on the Internet. Though it could potentially be an advanced, particularly gruesome form of vaginitis, there has been significant speculation that the image is a fraud and part of an Internet hoax. (No actual women have come forward to “claim” the photo, and it has yet to appear in any sort of reputable medical or scientific journal). Regardless of whether the image is real or not, it’s still super gross and you definitely shouldn’t look it up.

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6 Kids in a Sandbox

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Yet another sexually explicit shock video with an innocent-sounding (even pleasant) title. The Internet just can’t seem to get enough of them.

This video opens with a woman pleasuring a man with her hand. So far, so not-permanently-scarring. But then things take a turn. The woman takes out a large vibrator and begins to forcibly place it inside the man’s penis. Yeah, there, I said it. Aren’t you glad you just had to read the words and not actually come face-to-face with this imagery via the magic of Internet search?

5Mr. Hands

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“Mr. Hands” is the professional name of one Kenneth Pinyan, a former Boeing engineer who died in 2005 after receiving anal sex from a horse. The act was intentional, though it eventually led to the perforation of Pinyan’s colon and his eventual death. It was also being videotaped by Pinyan’s friend. The incident led to the immediate passage of a bill in Pinyan’s home state of Washington, prohibiting both sex with animals and the videotaping thereof.

Pinyan’s death photo is not readily available online, but there are previous videos made by Pinyan and his associates widely distributed under the name “Mr. Hands.” (See, I brought it all back around.) If you’d like to learn more about the case but in a more artistic way, it is the subject of the actual documentary film “Zoo,” which debuted at the 2007 Sundance Film Festival.

4 Eel Girl

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Not the first bestiality-themed video to make this list, but probably the most horrifying. A video alternatingly known as “Eel Girl,” “Eel Girls” and, most troublingly of all, “Eel Soup,” features a duet of Japanese women and a large collection of eels. One of the women uses a funnel to insert the eels into the other’s anus, and then eats them after they are expunged.

Filmmaker Paul Campion made a legitimate short horror movie called “Eel Girl” in 2008, about a scientist who obsesses about the half-eel/half-woman creature he’s studying. This is already succeeding at driving the “other” Eel Girl down the Google results, which can only be seen as a good thing for unsuspecting searchers. So in the aid of that effort, here’s Campion’s movie.

3 Tub Girl

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Tub Girl is arguably the most infamous image on the Internet, a title it shares with the entry in the #2 spot. It stars an overweight Japanese woman wearing a mask. She’s projecting diarrhea into the air, and as we all learned from Galileo or maybe Isaac Newton or somebody… what goes up inevitably comes down. In this case, all over poor poor Tub Girl. Some have suggested, due to the orange-ish discoloration of the excrement, that it may contain materials other than human f***s. If you would like to know more details about this controversy, please get off the Internet for a while and do something else. You’ve had quite enough for now.

2 goatse.cx

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The vile picture that in many ways defines the “shock site” craze, the image hosted at Goatse.cx (commonly referred to simply as “Goatse”) features a naked man stretching out his anus using both hands, and making the interior of his rectum fully visible. The image (which originally was uploaded with the filename happy.jpg) has become so well-known and recognizable, any combination of two hands surrounding a circle has become a kind of Internet shorthand for it. In other words, we’re likely doomed as a species.

1 Hungry Bitches

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2 Girls 1 Cup is actually a trailer for a 2007 Brazilian fetish-themed pornographic film called “Hungry bitches.” The clip features – just as the pseudonym implies – 2 women alternatingly defecating into a cup and then consuming said excrement. Like “4 Girls Finger Paint,” they also manage to work some vomit in there, just so no one feels left out. By the Fall of 2007, the footage was simply everywhere online, and it helped to kick off the popular trend of “reaction videos” on YouTube, where people would film themselves trying to watch “2 Girls 1 Cup” and recording their disgust. Possibly for the benefit of future generations.

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  • Ifenna Maduka

    You couldn’t be more right, kids should be protected from a lotta things on the Internet.

  • Jennifer

    Hmmm simple search with big and adult stories. That is why it is good to restriction on phone before giving to kids . So rubbish stuff do not need popping up