[:en]We try our best to make our lives better and happier. However, there are problems in our daily lives. We can’t be happy and smooth all the time, but we can learn how to make lives be more colorful as well as full of joy.
Maybe sometimes you need to breathe the fresh air from the sea or you need to refresh your heart by climbing the mountains. Actually the most convenient way to cheer up is to read some funny quotes. They can give you courage and joy. Even they can make you laugh.
Funny quotes do bring you a joyful day just with some simple words. Check the post out and find some funny quotes to spice up everyday.
Funny Quotes 1
There was a spider. It’s gone now.
Funny Quotes 2
If people are talking about you behind your back. Then just fart!
Funny Quotes 3
Of course women don’t work as hard as men…
They get it right the first time.
Funny Quotes 4
I’m not crazy. I’m just special!!
Maybe I’m crazy.
I have to talk to myself about this, hold on…
Funny Quotes 5
Some people are like slinkies not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
Funny Quotes 6
I hate when I’m trying to pull the blankets up and I punch myself in the face.
Funny Quotes 7
What I feel like when I run…
What I’m pretty sure I actually look like…
Funny Quotes 8
If you say you’re cooler than me…
Does that make me hotter than you?
Funny Quotes 9
Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome not perfect.
Funny Quotes 10
Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?
I don’t know dear… You’ll have to ask grandma.
Funny Quotes 11
Teachers be like I’m just gonna wait til it’s quiet…
Funny Quotes 12
OMG! Slow down!
Yer gonna get us killed
Funny Quotes 13
I saw a carrot. This big, no lie.
Funny Quotes 14
Haters gonna hate.
Funny Quotes 15
Life is not a fairy tale.
If you lose a shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.
Funny Quotes 16
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree that makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad.
Funny Quotes 17
Home alone. Someone knocks at the door.
Funny Quotes 18
When you really want to slap someone, do it and say ‘mosquito’.
Funny Quotes 19
I can’t get out of bed… These blackets have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now I might lose their trust.
Funny Quotes 20
Some people just need a high-five in the face with a chair.
Funny Quotes 21
When a woman says What? It’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
Funny Quotes 22
Me? Crazy? I should get down off this unicorn and slap you.
Funny Quotes 23
when I’m eating my salad and someone brings dounuts
Funny Quotes 24
Sorry honey, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, just like stupid falls from yours.
Funny Quotes 25
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks…
Why is there a light in the fridge?
Funny Quotes 26
There is no angry way to say bubbles.
Funny Quotes 27
I don’t run. And if you ever see me running, you should run too because something is probably chasing me.
Funny Quotes 28
Did you just fall?
No. I attacked the floor.
I’m freaking talented!
Funny Quotes 29
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.
Funny Quotes 30
They said I could be anything, so I became a panda.
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